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Masturbating to the movie or television show M*A*S*H.
Person 1: "Hey, I noticed there was a box of tissues next to the living room TV and your complete series box set of M*A*S*H was out. You weren't..."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
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A man or woman who loves a woman with a very hairy wild bush just like they had back in the 80's
I am tired of all the women shaving there privates bald. All i want is some hairy bush cause i am 80's bush lovin
I love women that have a thick wild hairy private for my 80's bush lovin
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Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sanky Mc howe it is a person that looks like skank and wants to be one
Sanky Mc Howe it is whatt is says
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Children who grew up in the 1980s. Born 1969-1982, given that children start remembering around the age of 7 although a majority would be born in the mid 70s.
I wish I was an 80's kid.
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The most holy of words. No mere mortal can truly comprehend this sacred word. Only a being of indescribable power can master this word.
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