Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can

So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.

Spam Can

Spam Can is a term used on the Southern Railway and Southern Region of British Railwaus to denote a Bulleid Pacific. The name is derived from their streamlined "Air-Smooth" design making them resemble cans of spam.

"You seen the Spam Can they have at the East Lancashire Railway?"

spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her

wall in a can

a wall in a can. spray it on the wall like magic. boom white wall

“isa wall in a can muthafucka”

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

can of dip

1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea

1: Hey john you good?, Yea can of dip!!
2: Wanna go bull ridin?, Dude can of dip

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?