Just when I thought there couldn't be a bigger Douche canoe ...Donald Trump came along
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1. A devise that females use to clean them self.
2. A close friend or person you know that is acting stupid.
3. A word you would call someone that you dont like.
1. My vagina was smelly so i had to use my douche bag.
2. You ate a rat for 20 bucks your such a douche bag.
3. I hate you so much ur giant smelly douche bag!
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The physical worn collar of a cum guzzling frat boy.
Ladys beware of the frat boys with a douche pop.
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A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"
You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.
Friend: What a douche-dick.
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The act of being a total asshole or douche to someones friends and or important family member.
Cameron is being a total douche twaddle to her friends! What a terrible boyfriend.
He is such a douche twaddle.
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Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.
Canoe: Small boat.
Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!
Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
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A particularly lovely squirt bottle that a bitch jams up her cooch to get rid of a) the smell of rotten goat testicles and b) the remnants of last night's man-whore
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