When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention
A sleepover:
Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!
A scrote sock is a sock or look alike in which you use to warm up your pee-pee when it’s cold.
Person A “Lately my pee-pee’s been feeling rather cold and I don’t know what to do”
Person B “You could use a scrote sock”
1.) v. To stare blankly without letting anything enter your mind. 2.) v. defragging the brain.
Dan was so bored he didn't even pretend to listen. He was just sitting there sock-boxing while I was telling the story about my grandmother's new cat...
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When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock
I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
My girlfriend just called and asked me if she could eat my sock worms when I get home.