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The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).
I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.
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A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.
Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
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The kid at your high school who is the most popular kid. All the other popular kids loom below him following his every move. Girls want him, guys want to be him, teachers love him, kid can get away with anything.
Hey, Ally, who is this Dante kid? he seems pretty cool, I want to meet him
Pssshtth, Taryn, Don't even think about it, he's the top dog pop, you're wayyyy out of that smooth kid's league.
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Similar to your basic muffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
I was so glad when the plane touched down in Vegas because for the whole trip I was sandwiched between 2 flying muffin tops.
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You top 10 means a lot of people fucked you
Girl did you hear they said you top 10
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Phrase of endearment coined by the infamous C. Storm. Humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of Sigma Chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large penis.
"Wow, Trudi is going to date Joe Brown. She's going to get some Top Shelf Dick."
Also see the following words: "Storm," "Joe Brown"
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