under cheese

The sticky feeling you get under your nuts after spending the day pulling guard duty in Iraq or Afghanistan.
The sticky feeling you get after busting your ass in the gym and then being to scared to shower in front of other men.
The penis equivalent to monkey butt(less painful, unless it gets to the extreme cases)

Bro i pulled 12 hours of guard, at the gate today, and i got a serious case of under cheese.
After that serious workout of P90X my bitch wouldn't suck my dick because i had some serious under cheese, from being to much of a bitch to shower at the gym

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dick cheese

Smegma

An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.

I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.

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pink cheese

a truly amazing thing, its actualy pink!

"dude i had some pink cheese it was rad!

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maccaroni and cheese

In a retail establishment.
A customer who pays full price (mac) for an item and also purchased the extended warranty (Cheeze).

That guy just laid down "He bought the maccaroni and cheese!".

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cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.

would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!

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Monkey Cheese

A delicacy of the Ivory Coast, made from the fat of boiled monkeys. Known to the locals of Abidjan as Singe Fromage.

Get those monkeys on the boil, we're running out of monkey cheese.

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cheese boy

A lower-level submissive guy who has to do all the gross stuff better-looking guys force on him.

Derek never dreamed he would become the cheese boy of La Mar Junior College.

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