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A term used to express shock or disbelief in a situation, person, or place. Usually refers to a scale of incredulity.
"I don't know what the hell is going on, but this definitely rates a ten on my What The Shit-o-Meter."
Stands for "Old, Oriental, Ovaries"
Describes a bad driver (who is old, asian, and a woman.)
That asshole in front of me is driving so slow, it must be a OOO (Triple O).
A Kevin O Connor is a cretin and unimaginative idiot who can’t get good grades to save his life. he can’t make anything up, a Kevin is easily offended and snitches on anyone who made fun of him. A Kevin is a 3/4 sender and is not a reliable person. Kevin is not seen to be the brightest of the bunch and is considered “slow” and “ a little dense” , Kevin O Connors are generally found to be gay and a pussy .
“It is advised to ditch a Kevin O Connor immediately”
A not so rare disease/deformity some people (male or female) encounter in their life. This disease/deformity will bring down someone's self-esteem & hurt their chances at dating a 10. Extend-o-back aka Extend-o-neck is when that ass never makes an appearance. This forces your neck/upper back to extend all the way down to your ankles.
Oh My God Becky look at her extend-o-back. She must have forgotten her J-Lo booty underware!
The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.
Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!
Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.
when a critical mass of doucheness is present in a gathering and starts to distract from why everyone is there in the first place.
We better get everyone back on track or this is just going to be another douche o rama like the last time.
A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.
Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?
Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............
Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!