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Threatening to a man's perceived sense of man-ness. May apply to any domain of his life: family, work, leisure, etc.
The day after Mark was promoted to supervisor, three of his colleagues walked off the job. That's gotta be a little bit ball-squeezy.
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when you're so thirsty all you can think about is balls.
During half time of my soccer game, my grandma asked me if I wanted a gatorade. I said "Well obviously. Can't you tell I'm parched as balls?"
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The feeling one gets after racking up your first 24 killstreak in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and having some douchebag runner knife you in the back preventing you from getting your nuke on. Much like the feeling of having your girlfriend lovingly suck on your penis and wait till you are about to cum but instead, headbutts your balls.
Gamer: DUUUDE I almost got a Nuke on wasteland!!!!!
Roomate: Fuckin tits dude
Gamer: Right? Ive been trying all week!! Wait, why do my balls hurt so bad all the sudden?
Roomate: Dude, youve got Nuke Balls .....
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a term mistakenly used by a person trying to cover up the work cock blocker when litte kids are near.
kyasia was with her friends running home after meeting guy.
" madeline, your such a cock blocker"
" shut up kyasia , there is a little kid around"
"sorry , i mean ball cocker."
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its when you lust for hairy, sweaty sacks hanging in ur face
Kinky Mint: I have a bad case of ball lust for Agony Sunkiller
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Someone whole re-follows their newly single ex and starts to like their pictures again
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When you have to wake up early as feck. When you beat the sun, and get out of bed at the ass-crack of dawn crying "bring it on!". It's a gung-ho jolly sort of good time
We ask that you please pardon Mr. Carrell's not-so-sunny disposition...he was up balls early today.
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