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Haj 5

A term used to describe an extended time period. When one says “5 minutes” but it really implies a minimum of 15. Used colloquially for hyperbole of wait times

The final 2 minutes of a basketball game are really a Haj 5

by YouReallyWould April 21, 2023


LD nat 5

A natural 5 star in the game summoners of the Light/Dark Attribute, only being able to get from certain scrolls within the game, including All Attribute Legendary Scrolls, and Light/Dark Scrolls.

Joe: Hey dude, I just got an LD nat 5!
John: Oh yeah, I heard you can only get those from the Light/Dark scrolls.

by Koro6 May 29, 2022


Stephen of grade 5

Stephen is a 300lb 5th grader who has this odd obsession with Wario and would always play “Wario” at recess but nobody knew what that was.

Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.

Do you remember that kid Stephen of grade 5 who was obsessed with Wario?

by WeehooIsBased May 13, 2022


skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024


5 min hols

five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡

"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"

by Krkič January 1, 2021


Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 13, 2020


5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman April 15, 2016