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That urban dictionary editor eats shit for breakfast.
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What happens when u'v replaced a social life for a computer, found this site then tried to reintroduce yourself back into society only to realize what u should've known in the first place...your a douche and no amount of "urban" lingo will ever change that!
Douche: Hey friend
Dudes: .......
Douche: I have this flirtationship I have to work on....later
Dude#1: What a fucking douche!
Dude#2: Its The Urban Dictionary Effect....Created a whole douche renaissance
Dude#1: *Takes his own life*
Dude#2 Now spends his days in Asia dodging std's and campaigning against the spread of douchyness with the popular campaign slogan "WTF". Through education and economic incentives all for the ultimate goal of reforming article 7 of the Rome Statue of the international criminal court to include Douchyness as a crime against humanity and therefore punishable by death.
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Responsible for the maintenance, upkeep, and expansion of the Urban Dictionary website. The process to become a UDP includes a set of rigorous coursework that culminates in a UDP certification.
Job Counselor: Have you thought of getting a UDPC and becoming an Urban Dictionary Professional?
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either a current boyfriend that jerks off their ego or someone with that name themselves jerking off their ego
guy 1: dude i just searched my name up on urban dictionary
guy 2: nice what did it say
guy 1: it said im great in every way
guy 2: thats pretty inaccurate
guy 1: yeah i hate names on urban dictionary
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People who upload things to UD trying to be a beg or advertise .
name upload the definition : name - a cute funny amazing guy .... #beg # Urban dictionary begs
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When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.
Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.
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umad?
When looking up you're name, and seeing something you don't like? Screw. Urban. Dictionary.
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