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Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022


Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

by liljitmane January 21, 2022


pimp walk

A derogatory term referring to the distinctive manner of walking adopted by an individual who has sustained a leg injury. The gait often involves a noticeable swaying or exaggerated leg movement by the affected limb. The person's walk may resemble the stride associated with the stereotypical portrayal of a pimp.

Guy 1: Bro, how'd you get your pimp walk?
Guy 2: I fractured my ankle when I crashed my motorcycle doing a wheelie on my sport bike after leaving the bar

by eWRXion December 22, 2023


Drop-and-walk

When a man drops his lady at the front door of any establishment, then parks his vehicle far away and has to walk back to the said establishment.

Dad pulled a drop-and-walk with us.

by RedBear33 January 29, 2022


Walking Hazard

Aimee...

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.

by qwedcxsza July 4, 2023


Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

by Leave My Door December 1, 2019


goofy ass walk

goofy ass walk is a goofy ass walk

Person a:Walking

Person b:*plays goofy ass walk*

by TiborRoblox June 10, 2022