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ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.

Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!

by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021


Fart asshole

When u cum but no cum comes out

Me:Shit i just cumed but no cum came out
My homie: bro u just fart assholed

by Ugly ah mf January 16, 2022


Stop rigging the votes you asshole

I’m talking to the UD Jews

Stop rigging the votes you asshole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 21, 2021


asshole spelunking

Slang for a colonoscopy
Source: "5 Ways We're Designing Robots to Be Total Assholes"
Cracked.com

"In the end, it took a team of 35 people to develop a filter to make {the IBM Watson supercomputer to} stop swearing and wipe the Urban Dictionary from his memory to prepare him for his future as 'a diagnostic tool for hospitals.' We can only hope that they missed some profane nugget hiding in a dark recess of his hard drives, which doctors will hilariously discover when Watson starts referring to a colonoscopy procedure as an 'asshole spelunking'."

by Freezing in Chicago December 9, 2013


MAJOR ASSHOLE

The biggest asshole in the world
Name starting with A or B

The biggest asshole ever with a name starting with A or B
Bradley is a MAJOR ASSHOLE

by Duckface01 August 18, 2019


Major Asshole

The kind of person who puts actual definitions of words straight from the dictionary on this site

I'm just trying to find out what (word) means , but this major asshole is posting the actual definition.

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG January 23, 2018


National Send an Ass/Asshole day

March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!

GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!

by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024