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tem go to college

byeee now! tem go to cool leg (college) to get to go back to temy shop (temmie's items) and sell stuff (thatz mien)

temmie: *leaves face at shop*
temmie: i can still see
temmie: tem go to college and make some money
me: ok weird dog

by temflaks June 19, 2021


Mount Alvernia College

a shithole. a shithole and an absolute doghouse. it's a catholic all girls school in Kedron, Brisbane, Queensland but it is barely even fucking catholic because 49.5% of students are sluts and the other 49.5% of the students are lesbians with gender neutral pronouns and blue hair and then 1% are normal. but even then the normal kids can still be bitches sometimes. apparently some tiktok chick went there and she was popular? who gives a fuck. shithole, shit school, retarded retards and retarded retards. also known for a girl who literally identified as a rat and bit a kid. FUCK I HATE THIS SHITHOLE OF A SCHOOL.

you may think that this definition is exaggerated for the purpose of HAHA FUNNY FUCKING DEFINITON ON URBAN DICTIONARY MATE I BETTER SHARE THIS WITH MY FRIENDS ON SNAPCHAT AND WE CAN HAVE A GOOD FUCKING CHUCKLE ABOUT IT but no it's a fucking shithole. this school is so fucking garbage. i'm sure at least one nice chick has come out of this school in the past but if you want to be happy in life stay away from this cesspool. also has a "brother school" next door called Padua College (also a shithole) but a bit better because they don't teach that gender is a spectrum.

Fucktard 1: "Hey what do you think of Mount Alvernia College and Padua College?"

Fucktard 2: "Mount A is a brothel and Padua is a fucking terrorist organization."

Fucktard1: "Haha yeah that's so funny I bet that will get tons of likes on Urban Dictionary because your so funny and clever for writing such a snarky fucking comment about two shitty schools that no one gives a fuck about."

eat shit die

by please throw your phone away March 28, 2024


presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021


College Fluid

The scuzz and gross gunk at the bottom of a recycling bin, usually consisting of a combination of beer, pretzels, Gatorade and the occasional Cheez-It.

"Ew gross, I dropped the recycle bin and got college fluid all over me!"

by April 6, 2021


collegeer

a person that should be in college.

hey you should be a collegeer

by twillywithmilly November 2, 2020


College Fatty

Referring to the size of a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar. Regarded in a sarcastic tone and used by those with 'college' student-like budgets (i.e. not a lot of money) to represent a marijuana cigarette and/or cigar fitting such a lifestyle.

A small marijuana cigarette and/or cigar

Come on over dude! I got a college fatty rolled up!

Yeah, I'm not high anymore, I smoked a college fatty with three other people...

by Thaddious Braddley February 4, 2017


Virginia Western Community College

Virginia Western Community College (VWCC) is a two-year public college located on a 70-acre campus in the Franklin-Colonial neighborhood of Roanoke, Virginia, United States. It is the third-largest college in the Virginia Community College System. ITS DEAD AF!!!!!!!

"Yo Bro, what college you enrolled in?"

"Virginia Western Community College"

"Ahh sucks"

"Right..."

by Xxest96xX July 26, 2018