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A diabolically fetid fishy smell, like Grimsby on a hot day.
'What' that Dr Vion Haegens? It smells like a pile of dead fannies'
'That is because it IS a pile of dead fannies my dear chap'
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beyond hope of redemption
She's too dead to skin, I don't think I can ever even talk to her again, much less go on a date.
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the alternative to damn u right
Isaac: "that shit's annoying"
Natasha: "DEAD FUCKING APPLES"
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Fuck nazis. They are better off dead. A good nazi is a dead nazi.
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To be used to tell someone off when someone tells the dirtiest joke you can possibly imagine.
Wanda: Why are little girls better than little boys? You can flip her over and then they look just the same.
Boss: That's the dirtiest joke I've ever heard. You have completely wrecked my plans to ask you out on a romantic candle-lit dinner, nail you, and finger guns to our fellow employees. You're dead to me. And you're fired.
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A Dead Mom Kid is a person who takes what was intended to be a lighthearted, funny, stupid, and/or silly joke or moment and suddenly makes it awkward and serious by bringing up really personal details about themselves that you would figure to be something they want to keep in their private lives. Often times they do this very casually or try to talk about it like it's funny and you suddenly don't know what to say to them other than "that sucks" or "wow I'm sorry" to be polite. Often accompanied with trying to disengage oneself from the situation by means of excuse accompanied with a silent vow to never speak to said person again.
This most commonly happens when someone makes a casual "your mom" joke and the receiver of the joke responds with something along the lines of "My mom is dead" whether the joke was meant to be offensive or not.
Remember kids: Don't be the dead mom kid.
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A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.
Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.
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