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When you get shit faced on rum and Diet Coke then bust a load on the toilet seat only to get your ass hairs stuck on the seat the next morning
Wow I can’t believe my dad did a Dirty Marty yesterday.
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Using all 5 fingers to relieve constipation from a ladies asshole due to a massive semen load.
I gave her a dirty nic cause I blew a load in her that was unforgettable.
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When you are fucking a girl lobo ("doggy") style, and it is time to shoot off something proper into her, instead of showing her you "o" face and groaning like a little bitch, you start howling like a lobo and smacking her on the ass.
What a move by Williams. He started her off with a Dirty Lobo and transitioned beautifully into a Tony Danza.
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When a curly haired immigrant (usually polish)gets some hot cheetos and shuves it down his willy hole.then he puts his mums huge pink dildo up his arse and fucks his sister called victoria
Jakub loves being a dirty jakub
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When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.
"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."
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When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.
Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
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When a man is about to put it in vaginally and accidentally knocks on the anal door. Her negative response sounds like flipper "eehh eehhh. eehh eehhh."
Kate and I had sex for the first time last night and I missed her pussy at first. I felt so sheepish about giving her a dirty dolphin.
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