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Because pussies get fucked - Satan @S8nStan
Don't be a pussy if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, because if you are, you will die before the first week of it ends or at least you won't last long, even if you get past the first week.
A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.
Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*
Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
Relax, chill out, take it easy
"Take a deep breath - don't klibb on the fisk, man!"
When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate
I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Slang
Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.
Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.
A phrase Australians (and pommie cunts) use to express that they aren't sure, but the answer is leaning towards the negative. Another way of saying "I don't think so".
A: ey mate, dyou think ms cuthberts gonna give us a pink slip for skipping?
B: nah don't reckon so mate, shes blind as a fuckin bat. never bothers to take attendance anyways
A: nah yeah but what if mattie dobs n that? ykno hes a fuckin sook
B: fuckin mattie.
A: yeah, fuck mattie.