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a douche that is so mega he becomes TD the dean.
originally conceived in a town of seaham, this mega douche has roamed around constantly cock blocking friends and being the general biggest douche in the world.
thus any huge douchebags replicating his name of mega douche.
oh my god dean your not even a douche in the mist anymore your a full blown mega douche
Douche bag -- the person who embodies the spirit of that foul odiferous sludge that oozes and humps its way through the rubber hose to expose itself to the light of day from the nether regions of one who's twat is too often fuckt by various and assorted losers.
Isn't that just like that douchebag Yolanda, to leave someone stranded and penniless at an airport far from home?
1) An individual who enjoys the use of recreational cocaine.
2) An individual seeking cocaine.
3) An individual identified as a potential consumer of cocaine by negative social behavior, such as cutting someone off in traffic.
Random Dealer: "Hey, you guys want some cocaine?"
Random Person: "Yeah!"
Random Dealer: "Wow, you're a douche bag..."
Random Person: "...?"
Random Dealer: "Okay, lets go do some."
1. A song by the band Fecal Dick.
2. What you look like when you drink Mountain Dew.
1. I'm going to dedicate the song "Mountain Douche" to my ex, because he IS a mountain douche.
2. Check out the mountain douche to your right.
When someone is such a douche bag, and such a fag, the two words are combined to create douche-fag.
kid:yo,your sitting in my spot!
douche-fag: Fuck you!
kid: Douche-fag
A word used to describe a douche-like person, who also looks like he regularly watches Macgyver
Person 1 "That guy over there who's breaking the veinding machine is a douche MacGyver."
Person 2 "Actually, he's not breaking the vending machine, he's raping it."
Person 1 "How the hell do you rape a vending machine?"
Person 2 "The coin slot"
(1) A car packed full with douche bags
or
(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.
(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"
(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."