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What you call a certain type of friend, even and especially if their name isn't Ethan. That really epic super close friend who seems to always have your back, and always have the perfect advice. They are secretly pulling the strings, orchestrating the perfect solution to whatever problem you're dealing with. Will always listen to what you have to say, and will always brighten the situation with a great joke. Everyone needs an Ethan.
Get yourself an Ethan.
Ethan’s a big fat bitch (bfb) who stomps around with his big feet
Boy: are we having an earthquake
Me: no that’s just Ethan coming down the stairs
The type of friend that seems straight but is very gay. Do not get into the same bed as a Ethan.
Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****
a short stinky kid who ONLY wears jeans also a cock guzzling maniac
jim- yo you know ethan?
nathan- yeah heard he is a cock guzzling maniac
He's an amazing person who will make you laugh. Ethan is absolutely fantastic, he's the type many will like and he'll like them back. Doesn't like someone more than the other.
Make sure to hold onto him and not let go, don't screw up because you won't have a billion chances with him.
A beam of light that my German Pointer likes to chase around the house. Usually just the sun reflecting off of a phone screen.
Sorry Marjie, but it's raining today, Ethan can't come out.
Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏
Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist