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One of those incredible miracles that you rarely find in life.
Sometimes you run across those 'best friends' who really aren't- they stab you in the back repeatedly...but in that case, you dump them and move on.
Though, sometimes, you find 'the one.'
It's incredibly similar to being in a relationship...but these people may or may not drive you as crazy.
You can confide in a best friend, make stupid silly mistakes and they wont care, share your pizza with-without them caring about sharing germs, and always remind them that you will win the burping contests.
You can share clothes, ideas, stories, and secrets, and they'll share them with you, too.
me: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude........
best friend: what?
me: you took some of my pizza.
best friend: who cares? *steals the rest of the pizza*
me: FUCKER! but i love you anyways
best friend: you betta'
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The art of collecting friends on your blogging site with no intention of ever viewing there pages.
Man, She has over 200 friends on her list! She is DEFINITELY a FRIEND COLLECTOR!
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A relationship between an ex-boyfriend and an ex-girlfriend, or people who are into each other without formally dating, where sex is involved, and the woman wants to be a couple again; until the woman realizes that the man is never going to step up and make a commitment-he just wants the romping without the responsibility. Men can usually separate the physical from the emotional; women usually have a harder time of it.
Sarah: "Hey, how's it going with Dan?"
Meg:" I thought that we were together again, until he freaked and pulled the friends with benefits only."
Sarah:"That sucks."
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Friends School of Baltimore is a highly expensive, co-ed prep school that is based upon quaker principles and is located in northern Baltimore City. It contains a student population of around 1,000 that mainly consists of rich, preppy, white kids who drive nice cars, reside in big houses, and live fairly spoiled lives. Student hobbies include binge drinking, parties, lacrosse, weed smoking, and doing excessive amounts of homework. The school is often subject to verbal abuse by other kids because of its gay name.
Kid with stupid parents: My parents are sending me to Friends School because they want me to experience a rigorous and better education while being involved in community full of mainly upper class, rich, preppy white kids. I hope that $17,000 a year they are going to spend is worth it.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Friends Student: I go to Friends School in Baltimore City.
Boy: Hah! Friends School? Are you all friends there?
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Noun;
The girl in a group of guys that can keep pace with the men and give each of them her opinion and get the dirt on the skanks that they are dating.
Joe: Dude! Julie just told me that this girl that I'm interested in, Lisa, is a total whore!
Tom: That's what you get when Julie is your breast friend.
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"Borrowing" someones possesions at a sleepover or get-together and then keeping the item for a long period of time in hopes to remain friends with the group the item was "borrowed" from.
Jake is holding Henry's Zelda: Twighlight Princess for randsom in hopes to remain friends with the group, talk about friend collateral.
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A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.
John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
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