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When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.
As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
Pussy, Vagina, Wuss, someone who is afraid to say or do something.
Marty: I have a huge dick.
Lindsey: Prove it.
Marty: No, I don't wanna scare you.
Lindsey: Don't be a fuckin sally horse.
He missed gaming this week because he had to bury the horse.
when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight
Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!