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Buddy Socks

also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.

Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.

by expo nation March 4, 2024


Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.

Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024


White Sock Plot

Any attempt made to intentionally embarrass yourself or others through your physical appearance while on stage during a performance.

Spiking your hair completely ridiculously with glue or wearing white socks while wearing a tuxedo or black suit on stage. Hence "White Sock Plot."

by Tenorman December 4, 2010


Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019


Sock Rat

Sock Rat used to explain a group of individuals who like chill times in a game called Black Dessert Online.

"That guys a real sock rat."

by Little_Latte September 24, 2019


Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.

Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.

by Seth Coker April 22, 2023


Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme June 2, 2012