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An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!
Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.
Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!
When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.
Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus
This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.
Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!
When you fuck a girl after you dip your dick in holy water once and then do it again so it's like a holy Second coming of Jesus.
Amit: Damn bro, I pulled The Second Coming of Jesus with Chloe last night.
Ashwin: Nice Bro!!!!
A catch phrase designed to capitalize on the up surge of fad-ish Jesus freaks inspired by The Passion Of The Christ.
The phrase Jesus is my homeboy is very superficial.
you need jesus is the name of a local rug installer
tired of that hard wood flooring raising the cost of insulation you need jesus can help 666 777 0909