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National Athena Day: You can only Athena Flick all day
March 20th is the a common birthday.
If you born on march 20th ur zodiac sign is pisces
Birthday boy: "hey can i get some head?"
Girl: "is your birthday march 20th? "
Birthday boy: "yup!"
Girl: *puts hair in a bun*
So basically, March 20th.
Friend: Fuck you.
Me: March 20th.
March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)
(i stole this but oh well)
Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.
national give your girlfriend your hoodie day!
bro did you hear? it’s march 20th, give your gf a hoodie day!
March 7th is national ask your crush out day don't be shy this is a 1 in a million chance
Guy 1: just ask her out its march 7th remeber
Girl 1: FINE
Girl 1 : will you date me
Girl 2: YES YES YES
Ask your crush out day don't be shy this is your chance.
Girl 1: Come on ask him out.
Girl 2: Ok I guess it is March 7th
Girl 2 :will you date me
Guy 1: YES YES YES