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I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.
Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!
A fierce warrior with minimal teeth however a surplus of ninja skills learned via swatting flies in the summer.
That boy his hands is quick, he’s a trailerpark ninja! - Huffman and Stefanie
The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound
Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!
Someone who is raicist and lies and stirs stuff up with other comunitys and people tend to fall for what she does
Hey look its karen the cat ninja the person no one likes
The kind of nipple a woman can have where its very pale and blends well with the skin or for a nipple that is almost hidden.
Damn dude she's got some serious ninja nips
Patrick mcdonagh is karate ninja
See that karate ninja