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The art of maneuvering throughout the warehouse racks with incredible stealth on an extremely slow day of work.
Mike-"Hey dude where's Carey?"
Dan-"I dunno, taking a dump?"
Carey-"Psssst up here"
Dan-"stop playing rack ninja"
An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost
Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.
"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."
A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.
Jesus, that was one cum ninja.
Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.
Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary
There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.
P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!
Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity