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Penis Pasty

A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.

He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.

She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.

by 10293848576 January 23, 2012

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tiny penis

All the Finbar's of the world

Man is your name Finbar cos you have a tiny penis and no hair

by Dab lad safe kid August 25, 2017

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Grumpy Penis

The act of being impotent when you bring home the cute girl from the bar, for once.

Kanye: Yo. Why you gotta get all soft when you get the chick in your lap and not when you're about to whack off to the TV? Breyers so deserved her, they would have gone at it like apes!

Talon: Don't be such a douchebag! We all know after a long night of drinking that one can get Grumpy Penis!

by ABCdsizeplease October 14, 2009

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penis-hugger

Someone who favors the male sex, and likes penises alot.

"Paris Hilton is a penis-hugger." or "John, you're a penis-hugger. Shut up."

by Rial November 14, 2007

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penis trinkle

When something turns you on so much a little baby gravy comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trinkle

by Disco D July 30, 2015

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smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 2, 2017

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penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 5, 2006

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