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SHEJWKKDJHEBBWKSKS JUNGKOOK WITH BLONDE HAIR IS SOMETHING THAT WILL KEEP U UP ALLLL NIGHT SO GOOD LUCK WITH THAT JUNGKOOK STANS😬😬😬😬
Girl 1: (see jungkook with blonde hair)
The girl 1’s Funeral
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When getting a BJ a man pulls out and shoots "it" in a girls hair.
Dang Grant I heard you gave ole girl from Timeout club a Salty Hair Net last night. You are the man!!!!
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This is the direct result of not owning a bedside rag. A belly button hair film occurs after you have goo'd on your stomach lying in bed. The goo gets on the hair between your pubes and your belly button, so you try to get it off by placing your thumb and fore fingers together and sliding them up the hairs. This gets the bulk of the goo off but leaves a film of goo between the hairs. And this is known, to me, as belly button hair film.
I tried to blow a bubble through my belly button hair film the other day, but failed.
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EVERYONE PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR MARKY WU HAIR GEL
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Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.
Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.
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The wise uncle meenan, that works diligantly at champs sports and helps the corporation conquer the shoe industry one foot at a time, while protecting its "Friendly Hero" from malicious phone calls.
Meenan: "Thank you for calling champs sports where all shoes are buy one get one half off, this is the red haired master how may I help you."
Prank Caller: "OOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOOOO, badbababapap Meenans lovin it, MEENNANA HOP, MEENANA HOP, MEENANA MEENAN MEENNANA HOP."
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A person that talks a lot of shit but hair can’t go past their ears.
“Lil’ Bald head bitch, still the most hated.”
“I’m not finna argue wit a lil haired ass bitch…bitch hair can’t even touch the ears and wanna talk.”