conspiracy nut

In theory, it refers to someone who believes everything is a conspiracy. In practice, it is an overused ad hominem tactic against someone who believes that some incidents could be a conspiracy. True conspiracy nuts are pompous teens who want to feel important, but people who generally use the term are on the opposite end of the spectrum and afraid to acknowledge the possibility of a reality different from their perception.

Sensible thinker: All I'm saying is that there could be more here than meets the eye.
Tool: ur just a conspiracy nut

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fucking nuts

refer to Apeshit

I wnt fucking apeshit when those idiots stole my beers

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Bust a nut

extrenuous action. To exert a lot of force causing fatigue, tiredness, exaustion, and possibly pain. Causing a hernea.

I almost busted a nut pulling that root from the ground. Don't bust a nut picking up that 100lb bag.

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nut up

To suddenly go crazy with no apparent provocation. Especially true with emotional issues that have not been previously resolved but avoided.

"I was talking about waiting another year to get married, and she began to nut up on me."

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nut sack

deez sweaty, drippy, smelly balls of jiz between your legs.
Your woman licked my nut sack till I spooged on her face

sack o nutz

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Taylor's Nuts

A Package Of McDonald's Sundae Topping Peanuts.

I Have "Taylor's Nuts" In My Mouth

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mush nut

the dance to get the balls off the side of ones thigh

Last night my balls were so sweaty i had to do the mush nut to shake them free of my thighs.

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