Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.

I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.

Jim Street

Hot ass white mf from S.W.A.T who i want to strap me down

Jim Street is hot af I need his BWC.

Street hunting

When you go outside (most preferably in some high-poverty area) and hunt for rabid dogs, stray cats, diseased birds and horny rats. A very difficult job. Most people tap out on the first day. To catch one of these animals, you have to lure them with either dead squirrels or rats or birdshit or rat urine. Once your desired prey comes along, you grab a net and trap the animal, regardless of if they scratch or bite or kick. Never kill your prey. If you do, they will be worth absolutely nothing and you'll be forced to throw them in the trash or a lake. But if you DO catch the animal alive, you usually skin them and either take their hide and pelt for yourself, or sell them to a homeless man for about 5 cents and 2 cigarettes. Thanks to street hunting, many homeless people have warm bedding and the death rate for homeless people freezing to death has gone down by 83%.

Man 1: ayo imma go street hunting catcha later
Man: k get me a dirty cat pelt with a rat's dick stuck to it

Street Cleaner

Someone who snorts the pubic hair of their partner after a fresh shave

Person 1: did you hear about Rodrigo?
Person 2: no
Person 1: he is a street cleaner now…
Person 2: wow I didn’t know he was into that!

Polk street fats

It’s the name of a bad ass mother fucker that takes no shit and always stays strapped.

Damn.. he’s cool, that man must be Polk street fats.

robin on the street

robin on the street is a common saying foe when you see a half white gay kid named robin on the street

kid: omg guys its robin on the street

street swept

When ya nigga steals the THOT you was tryna hit. It's all good tho... we share these hoes Anyways if you real homies.

Ya girl Jacqui just told me she going to HS u might get street swept 🙄😂