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When a person gets the cops called on them and somehow gets themselves arrested in seconds if not minutes.
Seeing people pull a black pizza on YouTube is entertaining as hell.
"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
A really bad pizza. JP. You know its you. Pizza Burrito.
When you put a microwaved pizza roll into your mouth and it’s too hot, but instead of spitting it out you just hold it into your mouth while your inner cheeks slowly melt
Chris was in pizza roll hell when he stuck a piping hot pizza roll into his mouth before it cooled
Someone who is always bringing to you 'pizza' (something good/sex) while trying not to get caught.
Jeremiah was a pizza runner for her. His girlfriend had no idea what he was doing.
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES
When the girl wants that suck, so invites you over for ‘leftover pizza’
Hey Martin! Would you like to come over for some leftover pizza?