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hottest man alive shit!hes in blink-182 he is sooooooooo fuckin hot damn!
when i saw tom live i cried!lol
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An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
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When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants”
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”
prokda: “go to hell”
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants”
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one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!
i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!
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The game in which a group of ticklish people sit in a row on the sofa, couch, bed etc. and each one has a person to tickle them.
The one that laughs or squirms first will be pinned down by everybody else and tickled until they wet themselves.
He came home from his friends house and said he had played Loudest laugh, wettest pants. I didnt know what that meant, but he smelt bad.
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An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!
Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.
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