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A phrase use to denote that a person is trying to make others follow rules without having to follow them themselves.
Jane apparently has a rules for thee and not for me type of logic regarding her staff fucking the retards in her group home because she's trying to bully me into following the rules why simultaneously protect Kendra from having to follow them. Kendra complains about me not doing my job but she's fucking the retard and only works if I leave it all my work for the child murderer. Rules for thee and not for me I guess.
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A socially accepted rule that states a piece of food or edible meterial can safely be eaten if it is dropped on the ground for no more than five seconds.
The kitchen procedures (modified 60 second rule) of the San Remo Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.
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A community-made rule common in almost all RP servers in the popular standalone mod Garry's Mod
Each time you die you start a new life--all your previous memories are lost.
It is the most important Roleplaying rule of them all, it is what keeps the game at RP level. It would not be fun if a crook kills a cop and that same cop returns over and over again.
Though a lot of admins and players have problems making MingeBags understand and follow this rule.
*Cop knocks down door* "HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY HIDEOUT? NEW LIFE RULE DUDE"
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The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.
Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
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A myth that says that if you drop food on the floor, and pick it up within 5 seconds then it's okay to eat. But research done at University of Illinois has disproved this, and says that food picked up in under 5 seconds had a significant amount of bacteria on it.
"Ewwwww! Your gonna eat that? It's been on the floor!!" "Yeah, 5 second rule."
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Grafitti initiated in the 1960's in which the name of a high school classmate of one of the grafitti artists was spread far and wide on walls throughout the world, in India, England, Vietnam, and Mexico and many other countries the phrase "overby rules the world" was repeated and repeated over and over again as the one classmate had told the other "I will make your name well known far and wide" and he could not tell a lie.
Mr X - I know, let's write overby rules the world on each one of the ceramic tiles in that entire bathroom!
Mr Y - But there are probably over a thousand tiles!
Mr. X - All the more likely to make a favorable impression! Mr. Y - Let's get started!
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You must be 10% smarter than the equipment you are trying to operate.
Person #1: "Will you call maintenance and get the key? I've been pushing on this door for 5 minutes, and it is definitely locked!"
Person #2: Pulls door open and walks through, saying "Ten percent rule."
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