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The shower test is a simple body fat/ body composition test for men, you can perform when you take a shower
Step 1. Stand up straight
Step 2. Look down
Step 3. If you're able to see your jewels/pubic hair then you pass. If can't see your jewels/pubic hair then you fail
The female version is slightly different, but you get the idea
Wow i didn't realize how fat i was, i failed the shower test this morning
If you failed the shower test, we need to lose some weight
The type of shower you take when your going to meet a hook up where you are washing, shaving and exfoliating parts of your body you didn’t even know existed.
Just took an ebay shower to meet up with that guy from the mall earlier.
When a guy shoots a load on a females face will wearing glasses
I gave her a casper shower last night
After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”
Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
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A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.
Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.
Tom: " Woah woah!"
Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "
When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.
Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole
Someone who excretes feces and scat in the showers, then proceeds to stomp it down the drain.
"Did you see Big Mike in the showers?"
"He is a fucking shower-stomper"