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A very long book by Charles Dickens. Forcibly read to many High Schoolers, who often use Cliff's Notes.
This book is one of the best books I've read, but it's hard to read if you're not used to Dickens...
I read a Tale of Two Cities and I really enjoyed it.
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Usually found on obese women at state fairs. You can usually spot them sucking down a corn dog or funnel cake. The Kansas City Titty is when the lady is soo fat that her breasts (usually bra-less) are sagging down like some large disgusting flapjacks on her fat gut.
That fat chick will never be able to ride on the scrambler, the carnie will not be able to shut the gate because her "Kansas City Titty" will be in the way.
I had to leave the Wal-mart check out aisle before i threw up because there were too many Kansas City Titty's in line.
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A mystical town that mostly just appears in gay men's dreams.
I cant wait to get out of the office and head down to Twink Butt City
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A wonderful city in the beautiful state of Utah; known for the abundance in Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints members. Also known for the teenagers that ride fixed gear road bikes (fixie kids). Amazing and majestic mountains and THE GREATEST SNOW ON EARTH!!! Known very well for the amazing ski resorts.
A fantastic place to live!!!
Person1: Where should I move to?
Person2: Salt Lake City, Utah man! It's soo awesome there! It's a really freindly and beautiful place to live!
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yo man, did you see that rag city bitch? she was hood as fuck!
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A girl who goes out and plays guys, acts interested in them and usually has sex with them, but doesn't call them. They simulate the sex life and mentality of a guy, and usually just do it so they have a good story to go share with their girlfriends, like in Sex and the City. They're usually decent looking, but not really that hot. These girls reside and party in NJ and NY and definately do not want a relationship.
"Bro, stop calling Jen, she's not gonna answer or call you back. She's just a sex and the city girl. She totally played you, and tonight, she's out playing someone else. She thinks she's Sarah Jessica Parker."
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Iwas so sick yesterday I had a Kansas City mudslide
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