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Jacob Whitney

Jacob whitney is a guy determined to pull every hot chick in the school. He is blonde, and not afraid to be seen. Aka a golden retriever. He lives life on th edge, literally. Jacob Whitneys are hot mother fuckers with a lot of personality, mess with them, they mess with you.

omg did you hear abt Jacob Whitney? Hes so hot.

by jakey breaky March 14, 2023


Jacob Linville

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!

Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.

by PlutoniumGinger March 9, 2023


Jacob Mooney

A well defined sexy Asian man

Man look at Jacob Mooney over there he a snack

by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024


Jacob and Reagan

The perfect couple, belong together, soulmates, hot, long distance couple.

N/A: Woah check out Jacob and Reagan, theyre the hottest couple right now!

by user67334091267 March 20, 2023


Jacob Schmudlach

A very sexy man who isn't gay and loves women and gets them many a time. on average he has 10 or more women at his house at one time and has to hire a personal cum cleaner because of the copious amounts cumming women in his household.

Jacob Schmudlach is so hot and cool!

by schmud November 27, 2021


Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 19, 2022


Jacob Camilleri

A little obese blonde boy that loves giving and receiving top.

Jacob Camilleri spends his Saturdays playing golf and receiving top off the club captain.

by Greg berry January 7, 2023