dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

Dad

The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back

I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

dad

He may be kinda dumb, but hey, atleast he doest give you fucking bipolar disorder fir the rest of your life.

Dad is working hard, while your mom is sitting inside "working" when she is really just watching some shitty soap opera.