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That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now
"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"
a douchebag bag that dresses elegantly to impress everyone.
a narcissist in high fashion clothing.
Wow mike that's quite an outfit, your a real giftwrap turd
Fisting a butt.
People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.
She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.
The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.
Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"
Hurse Turd - A hot poo melted by hot ashphalt
I asked her/him to come over and drop a Hurse Turd on my driveway, for a photo shoot.
When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.
THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!
LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!