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We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.
Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!
An amazing content creator who has a crush on the fictional character called Teruteru Hanamura
Oooh, have you seen the amazing edits that Teruterus Bath Water has made?
A penis dipped in chocolate milk
That guy fucked me with a Alabama water snake
Water from an African American man’s breasts, usually mixed with cocaine.
That nigga nipple water went hard, yo!
Daniel told me he had 68 liters of nigga nipple water in his fridge.
Nigga nipple water is fiyah, yo!
Something that has got to be the most phallic thing you ever saw.
“That thing is so phallic it might as well count as pornographic. Total Ypsilanti Water Tower.”
A polite way of saying someone is experiencing similar side effects of taking steroids. Including but not limited to: low sex drive, shrunken testicles, body acne, unnecessary aggressive behavior and extreme mood swings.
Example: You know what they say about low water pressure right?
its filled with water
it looks like piss
i gave it to a girl and when she gave it back to me it was warm.
squish squish water balloon put it in your mouth water balloon condom
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