Placebo Fart

When somebody announces that they farted even though they didn't. The victims are tricked into thinking this is the truth, and they mentally create the smell of a fart, thinking its real.

Guy 1: "Dude I just ripped a huge one!"

Guy 2: *breathes in* "Aww gross man, that's nasty!"

Guy 1: "Dude I'm kidding. I made a placebo fart."

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weasel fart

When in doggy style position and you fart and then suck are in your butt repeatedly making a high pitch sound.

" When Mark and I were doggy styling it last night I weasel farted... It was awkward "

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fart time

when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren't full time, but you aren't part time either. therefore you are fart time.

i work fart time at lowe's. it sucks.

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Fart Fuel

Any thing that gives you gas

Milk would be a fart fuel if you are lactose intolerant

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party fart

a loud audible act of flatulence which doesn't produce any foul or offensive odor. an act that produces joy and humor with no ill side effects.

Frankie "Ewwww, Dad you farted!!! Gross"

Dad "Don't worry, it's just a party fart; it won't smell"

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Nigga Fart

Definition 1:
An insult for any one who’s disgusting or annoying to be around.

Definition 2:

Shit

Definition 1:
Dude 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
Dude 2: Because you’re a fucking Nigga Fart, get a life.
Definition 2:
*man walks into a bathroom*
Dude: Man, it smells like someone Nigga Farted in here.

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Cum Fart

When a man busts while doing anal and they proceed to fart out the nut.

Me: Your mom gave the biggest cum fart last night.

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