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When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
A "rental" car used by a dope dealer. When a drug user has no other form of payment they offer use of their car for a length of time to be determined by the quantity of dope they receive. A.K.A. Geeker Ride. Geeker of course referring to a junkie.
My baby moms got stopped in a g ride I gave her. Now the police looking for me.
When someone is getting fingered by another person with less than five fingers.
Dude! I met a girl last night and she was totally down to Ride the Claw.
a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.
when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told
"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."
when something/someone is bad asf and u just need to ride them like it’s the fourth of july. it’s all you can think about
did you see that biker go past us?? i would ride that thang like the fourth of july!!!!
The sexual act of straddling or humping a penis that has noticeable, possibly painful, curve or bend to it
My man has a curve so I had to learn to ride the camel.