Particles that are brewed from ones feces that are expelled from the anus and become airborne after a fart that may enter an innocent bystander's nose or mouth and ends in a result of ass molecules being comsumed into ones nostrils and lungs getting to know someone's fecal DNA.
Colin passed gas? Oh Great! Now I have Colin's ass molecules in my mouth!
Person 1: I totaly ass lazored while craping last night.
Person 2: Did it hurt?
Person 1: No, it broke my toilet though.
1. a class act of ass
2. A slut who is trying to be classy and fails
look at that whie trash ass clact
A word coined by the U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast. It comes from the micronational community. The word is used to mock a micronational organization called The Micronational Assembly. Since U.C.C.R, Taiping and Grey Coast are members of the I.D.T (an opposing organization to the Micronational Assembly) they don't like it and continually make fun of it. Since (Mic) is pronounced like Mike in the word Micronational, and since the word Assembly has the word Ass in it. The term is used to mock the Micronational Assembly by calling them Mike Asses, Mike HeadAsses Mikey Bois, or Ass bois.
Dont be like those Mike-Ass bitches.
Shut the fuck up Mike-Ass.
A complete shitshow. Something going completely wrong in every way it possibly can.
“Dude how was the vocab test?”
“A fucking wreck. I had an ass disaster midway through and bombed it.”
1.) Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal asshat. See "douche canoe."
or
2.) Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of complete and total asshats. Typically seen in the form of white bros in a shitty midsize sedan with inexplicable super ghetto rims. In other words, douche inherited his dead grandma's Mercury and wants to look street.
It's totally okay to disagree about politics. You don't have to be a total ass taxi about it.
or
Check out Slim Shady and his boys over there - rockin that busted ass taxi.
Ass Partners: A partner for ass stuff. e.g. Novel is an ass partner.