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bruh moment

when someone says something that makes you go bruh

“me shitted all over my peepee when i jerking off homealone”
“bruh moment”

by t7ev4n April 7, 2019

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bruh moment

A "bruh moment" is the state of being high off your ass.

just talked to matthew, he's definitely having a bruh moment.

by ualreadyknowwhotfitisdog April 12, 2019

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cookie moment

When your girlfriend says something really dumb but you don’t want to call her dumb outright, so you say she’s having a “cookie moment”

Babe, this is a certified cookie moment.

by BiaVillan March 4, 2021

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canadian heritage moments

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.

Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

by ProudCanadian August 11, 2005

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Sos kogos moment

A moment where a person changes theyre whole personality just to score with a girl (mostly goth)

-hey man i am a huge fan of type o negative and bauhaus and metal is mid
-you are a metalhead and also these bands are terrible, is this because of that goth chick youve been meeting recently? thats a sos kogos moment

by Big_ass_ripper6969 August 27, 2023


Sister moment here

Something you say when you and your sister are on the same page or wavelength in the moment.

Both:"OMG.Sister moment here"

by Stormzroundkorner February 27, 2019


Certified Shaygo Moment

A legendary sigma male saying a Certified Side Shaygo Secret.

Person: You know what I respect that my bro, keep it up, that's a real certified shaygo moment.

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023