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An individual who is very proficient at picking up ugly sexual partners at last call, after all the attractive people have been taken.
Jimmy is freaking vulture god, he just came home at 2:30am with some girl that looks like Jabba the Hut.
n. A long awaited, brilliant idea or thought that can only be the result of God himself whacking it into your head.
The only possible explanation for planning this trip had to be a God-thunk, considering how absent minded she is.
taking the worst, most painful shit of your life
"Where's Dave?"
"He's fighting God, he's been on the can for half an hour now"
When daddy vxniy sniffs your balls you get co god
Vxniy just sniffed my balls so ig I get co god now
A bottom lesbian who has flicked her bean 4 times in a day due to boredom while under quarantine.
“I flicked the bean... 4 times... 4... fucking... times... today...”. This person now qualifies as a bean god.
Just like name dropping, but adding a Christian/religious terminology into normal conversation.
Thanks for the birthday wishes, I was blessed to see so many family and friends - That is God Dropping
I can't change the way I am, God made me this way - That is God Dropping
A pretty shitty Wattpad account made by five friends who honestly don't even write smut that often but mainly fluff. They write about BTS because they're obsessed. They could make anime ones if they wanted to but no ones asked. They worship the mighty god of smut. Some call her Jungcock while others call her 'Daddy'. Honestly this is just a lame self promo to an account with like no reads that's trying to put themselves out there. Books range from BTS to Venom. They're all individual writers with talent and I'm obsessed. Other than that it's an offer to write smuts for people for there can be a good word put in to one of their writers. Totally not a creepy fan
"The Gods of Smut should write more of ____ type of fanfiction"