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reading material only ever likely to be consumed in the toilet
Don't throw that magazine away yet. Put it as can fodder in the bog.
When someone about to jump you.
Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!
The can of whoopass is a term meaning to unleash great pain unto a target, specifically someone you have feelings against.
It ain’t gravy
Or clams
It ain’t the salmon or the processed ham
You just opened up a great big can of whoopass
basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard
Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though
Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.
AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.
One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.
I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.
Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.