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A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)
You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.
Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...
In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
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When a girl is riding a guy and as he is about to come, shits on his balls and then twists them hard while he climaxes.
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It is weed and milk cooked up with some chocolate sauce added for a sweeter flavor and it is 4 times stronger than smoking and lasts around 6 hours.
Me and my daughter cooked up some Chocolate Thunder, And it flipped our wigs it was so strong.
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The act of fucking a girl in the mouth and thus midway through the fucking you pop out a shit in her mouth and jizz on top of that while jizzing on it while you punch her in the face. The moaning is a desirable effect that Hutch truely enjoys
Want a chocolate dragon sundae?
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When a man smears his own feces on his dick, sticks it in another person's ass, thus getting their feces on it, and having that person suck that dick, like a popsicle.
Joanne said she wanted to try something new, so i gave her a double chocolate popsicle
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Running 100 yards with an Oreo cookie between your ass cheeks where the losers have to eat their cookies from said cheeks
"Freshies line up! It's time for a chocolate cookie race.
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When someone feeds His/her own faeces to their sexual partner telling them its chocolate. They then clamp the receivers mouth shut before telling them it was excrement not chocolate. The receiver then tries to shout/spit but cannot because their jaws are clamped shut. So, instead the faecal matter is effectively blown through their nose and teeth. Leaving excrement all over the persons face and the surrounding area.
Molly: Sam, eat this chocolate.
Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.
Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.
Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)
Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?
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