dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

dad

a drunk fuck that never comes home

my dad is a drunk fuck.

dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

Dad

Dad:Honey i’ll be back i need to get some milk

Me:Can i come too

Dad:No

15years later

Me:That milk must be spoiled

My dad went to go get milk a couple days ago

Dad

The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back

I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk