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When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.
Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?
Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!
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Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.
Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!
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leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room
~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~
*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus
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A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ
bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes
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An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!
Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
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Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.
Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!
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When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.
Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus
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