Ice Cream Parlor

when you have a row of girls on their knees taking money shots add a cherry on their forhead afterwards

so for 45 minutes my room was an ice cream parlor as i blew my load over 5 chicks faces then i topped them off with cramel and cherries

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Ice Cube Whore

Someone who produces these so called Cranberry Ice Cubes with the intent to distribute for the well-being of other college students. She thinks she is some kind of Dynasty by producing these Cranberry Ice Cubes, when she doesn't realize that home economics class of the 3rd grade level is over.

O MY GOD, Look at that firecrotch massively producing those Cranberry Ice Cubes, what an Ice Cube Whore!

Caroline, I want an ice cube the same color of your crotch you Ice Cube Whore!

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Living in the Ice Age

Seen the real atrocities
Buried in the sand
Stockpiled safety for a few
We stand holding hands
I'm living in the Ice age
I'm living in the Ice age
Nothing will hold
Nothing will fit
Into the cold
It's not an eclipse
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age

Searching for another way
She can hide behind the door
Live in holes and disused shafts
Hopes for little more
I'm living in the Ice age
I'm living in the Ice age
Nothing will hold
Nothing will fit
Into the cold
No smile on your lips
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age
Living in the Ice age

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Hooker Ice Cream

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.

Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

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ice to see you

The king of all ice based puns

Definitely deserves more recognition.

A close relative to "How ice of you to..." which is also great

Person 1 knocks on person 2's door
Person 2: Oh, hey man
Person 1: ICE to see you!
Person 2: oh, cool.

Life goes on

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she's a ice cream

A term used by the teenage boys.

When a girl seems not to be sure of what she wants when you trying to hook up.

She is cold when she's around her friends

But melts to your words when your alone.

You seems like she's unsure of your relation, she's a ice cream.

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Ice-O-Lated

1) To be pwned/ owned/ beaten by -Frost-Byte-
2) To be brainfreeze hard core
3) Another word to replace old catch phrases

You just got Ice-O-Lated by -Frost-Byte-.
He's acting like he's been Ice-O-Lated.
Augh!!!! My head got Ice-O-Lated!!!!
Been Ice-O-Lated lately?

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