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H-Mad

A certified kid diddler

"yo that guy is a H-mad"

by louiecifer July 4, 2022


Scoring Like Mad

Using the verb to score ie. french-kiss, Scoring like mad is a passionate embrace or episode of french-kissing. Usually deemed to be drink-fuelled and in a nightclub environment.

Look! those two over there are scoring like mad!

by scoring like mad May 15, 2010


Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019


Mad Hatter

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.

"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian

by wolfburp November 15, 2016


Chick Mad

When someone becomes ultra enraged defending their point of view beyond the point of reasonableness despite all logic and, especially, facts leading to the contrary. In most cases, men are the victims of the wrath of someone who has become chick mad.

When we asked the new, effeminate waiter to separate the tab in the same pub we had been drinking in and separating tabs for years, he became chick mad in his insistance to the contrary despite our history in the bar, the fact that we tip at around 50% of said tabs and the manager saying there was no such policy.

by kdphx October 29, 2010


Mad Chungus

She is the offspring of izzy and carter. Nobody likes to be around her. If you have a mad chungus in your life, she is probably out to do you dirty. Stay away from her. Just run and dont look back.

Its mad chungus. Run. Boys.

by Wonka will June 24, 2020


Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020