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Similar to Jesus Tits, but enhances the amount of exclamation.
Jesus Tits on a Crucifix! I just sharted!
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leave room for Jesus means u have to leave some space in between u and another person, or leave more room
~it’s an inside joke with my friends and teacher~
*trinity and karsun hug*
Mr.pike: leave room for Jesus
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A new spicy way to say Jesus Christ
bob:jesus hitler christ
tom:what
bob:yes
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An exclamtion used in the same way as "Jesus Christ". Derived from a rare enemy in World of Warcraft.
Man:Look at that 20 foot parakeet!
Dude:SWEET BABY RAPTOR JESUS!!!
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Everyone screams "Jesus H. Christ!" all damn day, but no one, and I mean NO ONE knows what the H stands for. Little known fact: it stands for Hooplah.
Jesus Hooplah Christ! Look at'em titties!
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When your surprised or shocked by something you might say Da' dirty jesus.
Man1: Did you hear fred got expelled!
Man2: Da' dirty jesus
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This is for all the religious fanatics who, when finding themselves in a tough situation, have a tendency to let a swear word or to slip. This phrase helps when tempted to do wrong.
Person 1: Did you really just crash the car?!?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: Ohhhhh myyyy gJesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!
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